Thursday, January 20, 2011

10 Techniques To Make College Fun For You And Hell For Your Teachers

1: Being a back bencher has its perks: A back benchers free to create disturbance without being caught or punished,he can do whatever he wants, talk whenever he wants, sleep(don’t snore) and pass expert comments, one added advantage is that he can get a good view of the girls from there.

2. Your Mobile Is Your Best Companion: Load some nice movies, bring a head phone and enjoy the show. You can also load some games of your choice and play it keeping your mobile under your desk so that your teacher may not see it. SMS your friends, talk to your girl friend through instant messages and make her feel special. Great isn’t it?

3. Bring your hobby to the college: This technique is doable for students who have a hobby that they can practice indoors; here writing or reading one is greatly preferred. Bring your latest novel, comic book or magazine and just enjoy your short stay in your class. But if you prefer playing cricket or going on long drives, sorry this technique is not for you.

4. Never put your cell phone on silent mode during the class: So you’ve got a cell phone which is not in silent mode. Sweet! Anytime your cell phone rings the whole class gets disturbed and you get to be the centre of attraction and you buy yourself a free break from this boring lecture. 

5. Expert Comments Are Always Productive: Express yourself freely in the class. Show your wit in wacky comments. Maybe the accent of the teacher is hilarious, maybe her dress is anachronistic, maybe she is not a good teacher and gives you an impression of a vegetable vendor shouting all the crammed up names of the vegetables. There is so much to comment on, so keep your eyes and ears open and get ready to test your sense of humor.

6. Sorry I am Late “My Bike Got Punctured”: The classic excuse, don’t forget to make some signature ones of yours. It may be that you’ve been playing football or have been in the canteen enjoying with your friends. Your bike is always there to protect you. In boring lectures it is always a nice option to go to the lecture at least 15 minutes late. It just makes the monologue a little more bearable.  

7. Nature’s Call: Take a bathroom break (a long one) in every lecture. Loiter around; warm up your eyes with the cute ones in your college or anything that you find suitable. Don’t worry no teacher will tell the teacher who was taking the preceding lecture that you have been to the washroom earlier and that you shouldn’t be allowed to go again.

8. Is the teacher taking more than the stipulated time? Don’t forget to protest: In elaborating this point I assume that you are a back bencher. Well if the teacher is taking more than the stipulated time you have to complain, it’s your right! Make annoying cranky sounds that would compel the teacher to leave the class early, but keep in mind that this technique should only be practiced in groups otherwise you will be cornered and punished depending on the strictness of your teacher. You can only initiate this in a surreptitious way, then continue if your fellow students cooperate, otherwise it’s better to keep your mouth shut.

9. Never Ever Look At Your Watch: Never look at your watch during a boring lecture. It will only exacerbate the misery and nothing else. Care should be taken and the watch should never be consulted during the lecture.

10. Bunking Some Lectures Is Productive: Last but not the least. Bunk this lecture; let somebody else do a proxy for you, your best friend perhaps. Break from a miserable life is necessary otherwise it will kill your creativity one day.

         And please never forget to have fun in college. Don’t graduate from college with the regret that you never had any fun while in college because you have no idea how tough it’s going to be after you graduate out of there with your degree

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A Dog's Life

He looks at me with his innocent face,
Speaking many things, all at once all in a phase,
Cause its only love that he understands and communicates with the same language with everyone around,
I look at him and envy comes to my mind,
Such a cheerful life he has, why can’t it be mine?
He never complains, he never cries,
He never keeps a grudge, he never lies,
He’s just as happy he can be and thankful for his life,
Because he doesn’t know about the impartiality done by god to his soul,
He could have been human; he could have been a lion.
But god made him a dog, a helpless creature with no strength no intelligent mind
But he doesn’t complain,
He’s just happy being, I wonder what he thinks inside.
Seeing my dog I question myself. Is there any reason for man to be unhappy?
Is there any reason for him to question his faith?
Is there any reason to be dissatisfied?
As I find the answer to my question.
I find that there is no reason to be unhappy, just a choice.
And I would say that my dog made a wise choice and is wiser than mankind.


Came back to my world now,
The place where I belong.
Came back to a dirty room,
Cause it was left alone with no one to care for.
Came back to my guitar and diary,
And I’m writing a song.
To kill my loneliness,
Cause I miss now what I’ve just lost.
And it was a journey to live ,
And a journey to die for,
A journey where life blossomed,
And I learned what’s life for.
Came back to my sweet old days,
Maybe came back for good.
Came back to my life that’s so fast,
That I just forget to breathe.
Came back to my lovely bike,
That has been like my old friend for years.
Came back to my lonely bed,
That has missed me for some time.
All I feel is a little nostalgia,
Of the place where I was before,
I feel I belonged there,
But not now, not anymore.

Loving A Woman

          Miles and miles to go till everything’s still and yet the destination seem so far. It’s what life is about. To a hungry soul life doesn’t end forever. And for a content soul every place is the place they wanted to be that very day. Ask a person, are you willing to die today without any regrets or wishes for the future. Barely anyone would say “Yes”.
              Love, love is forever insatiable, forever thirsty. If you truly love anyone, you’ll always want to be with her, it may become boring for a day but the next morning you want to be with her again. Love is when you are fed up, but at the same time you are ready to take more and more of her tantrums because those were the first thing you fell in love with. Love is when you talk to her and have talked for hours but it still feels like a second has passed by. Love is when you can be very stubborn, very resolute for one thing but not resolute enough to surpass her tears, because her tears makes your heart melt like wax. Love is when you can do anything for her, can go to any limits for her and still feel no regrets what so ever, because you know in your heart that it’s all worth the effort. Love is when you work all through the day, are exhausted and yet you can’t sleep without listening to her voice once in the night. Love is when you drive alone down a lonely road and still smell her sitting beside you holding your hand in hers. Love is when you can’t help thinking about her when you pass through every single place you had gone with her before. Love is when you talk to a lot of girls but no one amuses you the way she does, none makes you feel the way she does. Love is when you’re sure that nobody loves you the way she does and you’re also sure that you can’t love anyone more than you love her. Love is when she’s sick and can’t stand a sight of you, yet you are patient and take care of her with all your heart and have the best days of your life when she’s healthy again. Love is when you are not afraid to get into an argument with her just because you fear that she may leave you. Love is when you’ve had a bad fight but you still can’t sleep without snuggling unto each other. Love is when you are sure that no matter what happens you know that you’ll always be there for her. Love is when she makes you mad and feel loved at the same time. Love is the fuel on which your life runs. Love is when you realize that someone’s wishes are worth more than yours that someone’s happiness is worth more than yours that someone’s worth more than your life.