Friday, October 28, 2011

You Are A Controversy : LIVE IT !!!!!

"Please every one and you'll be fine. Don't please yourself and one day you'll surely ruin for life."
Have you ever stirred any controversy? Have you ever made heads turn? No? Then dude what are you living for? Ever wondered why the hell are you doing whatever the hell you are doing? I know you have big plans for the future, just today things are not so great but in the future voila some chamatkaar( miracle ) awaits you. Seriously? Are you this naive? 
          Just do something erratic for once for god's sake. We're so badly stuck in others expectations and in pleasing others. We define our self with other's opinions, please stop doing that to yourself. This ain't the time to please others my friend, this is the time to do something, do something crazy, something out of the league and then you'll understand.
          You probably don't realise but once you stop pleasing others and start doing your thing everything will settle down by itself. Oh ! Come on! You want me to give you some examples? Hitler convinced the whole Germany to burn their fellow countrymen in gas chambers, thousands were burnt, just because he made them believe that it was good for their country, he believed thoroughly in whatever he thought was right and others followed. Gandhi Ji liberated India because he got stuck on his belief, he had thorough faith in it and eventually everybody listened. And believe me people, their journey in this world was one hell of a bumpy ride. People's voices will eventually fade in the background behind the loud noise of your soul. 
          So don't worry dreamers, this all will pass and you will achieve whatever you want to achieve, you just need to curb your desire to please others and please Oh! Please, don't let them make you believe otherwise. We live in a world of dream killers, here everybody wants to kill each other's dream just because they were not able to follow theirs.They may say words like " Oh! you've read too many books, life doesn't work like that." Or " When reality strikes you'll be nowhere." 
"Its good to be a martyr then not have fought at all." 
          Just take a leap of faith people. For your sake, this is your life not anyone else's. Don't be overwhelmed by all the drama around you, write your own script and let the drama unfold according to your terms. There's no time to waste. Only you know what is going on inside you, ask yourself, be honest to yourself. Rise up beyond petty limitations. This is your life live it up to the fullest.
          Don't worry, you will have a lot of opposition and criticism from the world, your parents, your family maybe the whole world but who doesn't ? Tell me who achieved anything in their life without enduring all this? If people are against you, if you have enemies, then ,congratulations! You are making progress my friend, don't back out, keep fighting and eventually it will all be OK! Everything does. Some great man or woman I don't recall the name once said:
  "If everyone is happy with you, you've certainly made a lot of compromises".
          Little children have some traits which if timely recognised will correctly determine what they can do or what they are capable of. But in the process of growing up they're burdened with expectations and false impressions which gets painted on them layer after layer till the soul is lost somewhere and there's no way to reach it. 
      "So now do you want to listen to your heart! LOL, don't kid with me beta!"(Very similar to when Adam Sandler in the movie " You Don't Mess With The Zohan" tells his parents that he wants to become a hairdresser and quit his military career. :DDDD)

  •  "You've certainly lost your mind. Bheekh maango ke aage jaakar"( You will have to beg for alms eventually." ) 
  • "Dreams are for the rich we have to care about the roti's(bread) first." 
  • "Dreams will get you nowhere." 
  • "Nikal jao mere ghar se."( "Get out of my house!") 
  • "You are a nobody, you only think big, you won't be able to make it." 
  • "See the stats, how many think about the same thing that you want to achieve and how many make it big, then weigh your chances, you certainly have no chance." 
  • "People give their whole lives to it, you are just a starter."
  • "What makes you think that you are different?" 
          Sounds familiar? Then you're certainly making progress.
          Friends, for all I know, dreams are beyond logic, life is too, but this society won't understand, losers wont understand, who live comfy in their big or small houses lost  in the triumph of their fake victories and accomplishments. "I have a stable life." They say proudly. Don't be fooled by them, nothing in life is stable, Earth itself can blow up any time( thanks to global warming ) then how can their lives be stable? Let them live in their false sense of "utopia"
          So let them go to hell. You win or loose, nobody cares except you yourself. If you win they'll be jealous, if you loose they'll triumph, so why is it that you care for them so much. Just do your thing and let everything go to hell.
          So wake up people. Its our time and nobody can make us believe otherwise, think outrageous things, make impossible goals, achieve something that nobody else was able achieve and trust me you'll achieve it, just have faith, curb your desire to please everybody around you and keep making progress everyday and one day you'll be surprised what you've made out of your life.
          Eventually everyone else will follow!!!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Just Chat : How To Start A Conversation With The Girl You Like

So you like this girl since the third standard and u are not able to tell her. Now you are in the tenth standard, your hormones have started to kick real bad and still you can't muster the courage to talk to her. You see her talking to other guys and you wonder,"Damn! Why can't I do that? Those guys are so lucky." You think that you are in love but how will you make her realise? So one day you are fed up, you're just about to blow up, you can't take it any more, you'll have to tell her otherwise you'll die, and then you commit the worst mistake. You go straight to her and tell her," Uhh!! Excuse me." She looks at you, gives you a confused look still you go on and you say it, those deadly words," I love you, sorry to startle you but I do." And you expect her to hug you and say, "Hey, I love you too, lets go out for a coffee," but instead of this the opposite happens. She'll says "Oh! I'm sorry but I'm not interested," or maybe she says "Fuck off despo!" or if things are a lot worse she'll say "I'm not interested, do I even know you?" See you never existed for her. What if, somebody you never knew existed came to you( no matter how cute ) and says "Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hun"( "I'm bearing your child punk!" ). Then what will your reply be? Certainly not nice.( Though you should reconsider based on the level of cuteness of that girl :DDDD)

 Well, from what I've learnt from my experience, girls are no aliens brothers. They like to talk to us as much as we like to talk to them. So go on, you like this girl? Just go and chat! Don't think a lot. A very famous author wrote "What you concentrate on gets bigger."( Why the hell I can't remember the names of these famous authors ugghhhh). So don't make any strategies, any virtual talk shows or any kind of conversation in your mind because they'll certainly be negative and they'll get bigger and bigger and eventually you'll end up not doing what you're supposed to do. Just take a deep breath, go to her and JUST CHAT. She'll certainly not kill you, she may not talk to you but she will not kill you. If you approach her courteously and in a disciplined way she'll definitely not hit you on your face! So you can relax.

I believe that every complex problem has a very simple solution. So do you like this girl? Just go and chat, don't think a lot. Waise bhi soch ke tumne kya ukhaad liya abhi tak?( Thinking never gets you anywhere action does.)( This is my pet slogan and a very effective one TM .).

Hey hey, I did not tell you one little thing. The do's and don'ts of the conversation. So when you are JUST CHATTING please don't say the following sentences, they are strictly prohibited.

  • "I want to become the father of your child"
  • "Will you marry me?"
  • "I love you ."
  • "I like you ."
  • "You're soooooooooooo beautiful."( Better start dancing like a girl after saying this :p)
  • "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass again."(That's old cliche now)
  • *Any one liners that you think will work, refrain from it.
  • "Hey can I take your bag?"( You want to impress her, you're not here to ask her for a servant's job)
  • "Hey I like you since *whatever centuries or eons ago*. Wanna go out?"
  • "You remind me of my sister."
  • "You remind me of my Ex-Girlfriend."
  • "You remind me of my mother." ( aww soo cute)
  • "Hey I know your big brother, can we be frns?" ( Yeah as if her bossy big brother wasn't enough)
  • "Hi, do you have a big brother?" (Pussyyyy)
  • "Hi, do you have a younger sister?" (aaaiiikkkk   despoooo......)
  • "Hey, remember me?"(Oh, come on! How is she ever gonna remember you? You don't even exist ,remember?)

  Instead, talk about something light, something that'll get the conversation going and wont make it complex. Don't twist the conversation like your cruel baai ( maid ) does with your innocent clothes.Try cracking small jokes, if wittism isn't your forte, don't push it, try and be yourself, feel wonderful about yourself. You gotta feel like You're The Man not You're The Man, "Who else will she be with, if not you?" 
Girls are very intuitive, they can differentiate quite well between a man who takes control to a man who gets controlled. 
So go for it dude.......JUST CHAT!!!!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

जो बात दिल से निकली सत्य है

सोच लो , समझ लो ,
चाहे कितनी ही योजनायें बना लो ,
सत्य समझने की कितनी भी कोशिश कर लो,
कितना भी भूलो-भटको तुम,
अंत में यही पाओगे की,
जो बात दिल से निकली सत्य है.

तुम चले हर जगह.भटके हर जगह,
ना जाने कितने लोगों से मिले,
सबके अलग अलग विचार सुने,
उनकी राह पर चले, गिरे, संभले,
रोये,टूटे और फिर दम से आगे बढे ,
कभी सोचा है की इतनी हिम्मत आई कहा से?
इतना सहना आखिर तुम चाहते क्यों हो?
कितना भी समझ डालो,कितनी भी कोशिशें कर डालो,
अंत में येही पाओगे की,
जो बात दिल से निकली सत्य है.

राह हैं बटी हुई,सौ राहें बनी हुई,
पर तुम्हारे लिए तो एक ही बनी थी, है और रहेगी,
तुम्हारे लिए तो एक ही राह भगवान् ने चुनी,
अपनी आत्मा की आवाज़ को सुनने की आदत डालो,
अपना सत्य स्वयं पहचानो,
तब सारी पहाड़ सी मुश्किलें तिनके में बदल जाएँगी,
और वो सच्ची राह तुम्हे तुम्हारा सरल परिचय कराएंगी, 
तब तुम अंत में यही पाओगे की,
जो बात दिल से निकली सत्य है.

दिल की आवाज़ दबती नहीं लाख दबाई जाये,
खुद से कभी तुम छुप नहीं सकते लाख छुपने की कोशिश की जाये,
दबाना है अगर तो तर्क को दबाओ,
जीवन में तर्क के बजाये दिल का वजूद बढाओ,
तब ये श्रृष्टि तुम्हारे कदम चूमेगी,
तुम्हारे इर्द गिर्द सारी दुनिया घूमेगी,
तब तुम ये समझ जाओगे की,
जो बात दिल से निकली सत्य है.

जो करना है आज कर डालो, जो कहना है आज कह डालो,
मौत का भय किसी को जीने नहीं देता,
मरता हर कोई एक बार है बार बार कोई नहीं मरता,
जब इस हिम्मत से तुम आगे बढोगे,
तब हर सर तुम्हारे आगे सजदे करेंगे,
तब सच में समझोगे तुम,
जो बात दिल से निकली सत्य है.

जो जिद्द करते हैं उन्ही का ये जहाँ सारा है,
बिना जिद्द के बताओ किसने कहाँ क्या परबत उखाड़ा है,
जिद्द करो इस जीवन में, यह तुम्हारा है,
इसका सफल  प्रयोग इश्वर ने तुम्हारे हाथ में डाला है,
चलो आगे बढ़ो ये संसार तुम्हारा है,
तब अंत में येही पाओगे की,
जो बात दिल से निकली सत्य है.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Hell ! Just Do It And Do It Right Now !

There's a ancient saying" Take a leap of faith ". That means you take a leap and don't worry about falling. Some great man said I can't quote this exact words but the meaning is somewhat close to this :

Jump from the highest peak and make a parachute on the way.(Please don't try this at home or outside :::DDDDD)

  Well after sometime you are past that pit, you've taken the leap everything goes fine and then someday you realise that that jump was not worth at all so you take a jump back ( or get thrown back) and come back to the side you were before. Ready to take the leap again? You bet! You wanna do it all over again and again and again. So persistent are we, humans(especially when it comes to doing something for something we love). This phenomenon could be very often seen in romantic relations but very uncommon when it comes to achieving your goal or some other non-fatal highly rewarding work that'll surely give you something to brag about your whole life. Humans can't be blamed because blinded by society and its imperfections impregnated in them with centuries of nagging and instructing and  traditions and taboo they have become increasing programmed to believe in something they shouldn't. People are becoming increasingly afraid in taking the leap of faith and want to remain on the safer side and hence lead constrained lives. Some of us don't even know what real happiness is. Many haven't felt the feeling of butterflies in their stomach and believe me its the best feeling. It sure gives me a feeling that I'm alive, try that sometime.
Start now people, think about something that gives you butterflies in your stomach(only non criminal ones are encouraged) and do that thing. It could be talking to some random girl or a girl you love( and you don't want to confess your love to her future not so yours babies : D), maybe you want to confess something  to your father or you wanna go skydiving. Just go do it. You wont get tomorrow, its today that you have and DARR KE AAGE JEET HAI( After fear somes victory ), so go for it and see how it feels and do tell me how it feels :DDDDD.................

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Oh !!!!! Selena........

She Would've Looked Better If
I Were Standing Next To Her In This Pic :D
Oh, Selena,,,,
From the day I saw you I felt like we were meant to be together,
You're so far away, but really that doesn't matter,
Cause I can cross a thousand seas to be with you forever.

When you smile, my heart tries to rip out my chest and run to you,
I had to wind my chest in chains so that I may not die because of my love
for you,
I don't know how long I can hold it now,
So why don't you tell me where do you want me to take you out.

Oh Selena,,,,
You are a 4 and I am a 4,
I'll always take good care of you,atleast better than the 14 year olds,
Give me your hand selena, promise you'll always be properly manicured,
So what do you think, can we please be together before we both grow too


I'm fed up of looking at your poster on my wall selena,
I wanna see you for real, tell you what I feel about,
Wanna hold you hands and shout out loud,
Hey people, dreamers aren't always fools,
See I've got Selena, what about you?

This aint a song,
This aint a poem Selena,
This is a man speaking out his heart for you, for real,
I hope this song comes nearer to you than I will be,
Cause,Hey why shouldn't the internet be used the way it was meant to be.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

You Fool You've Gotta Gift

He sings, she writes, they are a fantastic choir,
God says, I've given you a gift and the rest is for you to decide.
He doesn't listen, she fights and they make a joke of the allmight.

When he sleeps he dreams of the stage lights,
But when he wakes up he gotta get ready for his college lyf.
Gotta get his degree or he might loose control of his plight,
Well he's already lost it but he doesn't realise.
God yells,
You fool you've gotta gift and ure wasting it,
But he won't listen cause he wanna lead a mediocre life.

She wakes up and sees the bright daylight,
A poem comes to her mind but she doesn't have the time to write.
She's late for office and she hadn't got time,
Well time's already lost but she doesn't realise.
God begs,
You fool you've gotta gift and you're wasting it,
But she won't listen cause she wanna lead a mediocre life.

Harry's got tuition, Matt doesn't believe in miracles,
Gina turns a blind eye and Jessica doesn't want to leave her safe side,
But only if they try and realize,
And make something outta this choir.
God pleads,
You fool you've gotta gift and you're wasting it,
But they wont listen cause they wanna lead a mediocre life.

A gift is rare, a gift is special,
When you've got it you gotta make it real,
Cause that gift is all you got to make a difference,
And get whateva you want out of this life.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

That's How I Remember You

I turn back and find no one's around
The voice seem'd familiar the voice seemed fair
I turn around and see no one's there
I think that some one would have been there,
Some one would have cared,
Then I think about you and that's how I remember you.

I go to a mall and eye the flashy stores,
I see the models draped in a dress i'd like to gift some one,
I think of the person on whom the dress will suit the most,
I think about her ravishing dress in which she stole my heart,
I want to buy that dress but that dress would only suit this one person on earth and that's you ,
I feel a helpless tinge of emptyness yet I smile at your thought,
And thats how I remember you....
On nostalgic evenins i sit in our cafe, our favourite cafe,
And drink that favourite drink,
After taking each sip I think about passing that drink to someone who'll have the next sip and give it back,
That delicious sandwich now lays half eaten on my plate,
The other half which always belonged to some one,
But that other person cannot have her share,
A smile lays upon my face when I pay that bill and see the left half desserted on my plate as I leave,
And thats how I remember you.

When night calls and its time to call it a day and sleep,
I look at my mobile screen, to check if someone's left a msg or hope for a missed call,
But I find none, and sadness prevails all over my heart,
I still wait for the last voice that calls me in the night and whispers good night,
And thats how i remember you.

Whenever I visit that favourite hotel and order that favourite dish,
Whenever I see nobody sharing that plate with me.,
Whenever I see that nobody is there to make me eat with their hands,
Whenever the most delicious food feels bland because there's no one there to share it with,
A smile appears on my face as I think about the time that made me so fortunate,
A feeling of graciouness comes in my heart when I think about the luck that destiny brought in my life but took away,
Whenever I'm hopeful yet totally lost at the same time,
I Remember You...............

I can still feel your hands touching my face,
I can still hear your sweet voice whisper in my ears,
I can still see your fake anger yet a playfull heart inside,
I can still experience you in each n every thing that I do, think or feel.
And Thats How I remember You...........
Walking down a lonely road, I hear a voice  

Life Blogger Part One

Things do change don't they? One day you are sitting at one place thinking about how you much you'd like to get out of here, and some time later voila! You are somewhere else thinking about the place you were before. Life is full of surprises, surprises that will eventually unfold whether you want it or not. You try to resist it, fight it, stop it but in the end you eventually have to embrace it( or bear it). You may take it as a curse or the proof of something that what you're living is called LIFE.

Wheneva I go to a new place I know that my days are numbered and not even once have I tried not to become too attached to a place. I opened up, I searched for good people, I found them, I made friends with them, understood them and now they are someone whom I'll remember all through my life and I hope the same for myself too. Looking back to the place I've been, I think now that I tried to live that time to the fullest, I've made some most memorable moments of my life and the most happy ones too. Whether its playing guitar till 4 in the morning singing and chattering with friends. Whether its eating the unedible mess food at the terrace together with frns with only the chit chatter making the food more bearable. or whether it's about hitting the streets to find a good mess and eventually congratulating ourrselves on our discovery. There are so many experiences that I can never forget and somehow these experiences have made me realise that they are numbered just like my days in those places. Either you understand their worth or as I said life will not wait for you to summon a surprise it'll somehow or the other throw it on your face :DDDDDD.
I look back to the days in Indore with frns, now when I see the pics that wee took of each other together, everything feels so surreal, like it never happened. How could anyone just leave such a nice life??? Why would you leave such nice ppl away and go away??? Well everybody has got their reasons and I'll not get into that, but whatever the reason the result is that nothing is static, everything changes. This change though overwhelming is quite crucial in ones life(that's in my opinion, you're free to think otherwise). Don't you think a Travel show anchor's life is somewhat better than the mundane day job of a clerk who repeats the same thing again and again everyday.? I think so!

People in general have always been obsessed with the past. "In the good olden days," they say! What they fail to realise is that the moment in which they are in right now is becoming old in this very instant. The only thing which is static is change itself. So an individual that adapts itself to his surrounding conditions and people will always emerge as happy, successful and will be surely qualified as living being because even the body of a living being undergoes constant change in his life time. He is born an infant and dies as an old being. Each n every second millions of cells are created inside his body and millions are destroyed.
All I want to say is that change is a part and parcel of life and the more early we understand it and adapt ourselves to it, the more we'll find it easy to live through this long tiresome journey. So brace yourselves people!!! Change is waiting!!!

Can't Make A Pie Without You

Got up late in the morning,
The sun mocks me,
I look at your side of the bed,
The pillow's still there ,
And it still smells like you,
felt so much like you in the night,
The day feels so heavy, my head hurts,
Nobody to get up with, my heart complains,
I get up heavily, and pick up the phone,
Dial your number, your sweet voice makes me squirm,
Oh why cant you be here,
I tell you that I miss you and thats why im singing this song
Why it's that,
That i can't even make a pie without you

I get up heavily, cursing,
Walk to the kitchen,
Smells like the pie you made the day before,
Pick up the cup and place it under the coffee maker,
Switch on the tv, and wait for the coffee maker to complete its full course,
The ph. rings and I pick up, its you,
Im angry I say, cause you left me for a day and im singing,BABYYY
I cant even make a pie without you

The newspaper flashes polictics and weird stories,
Suddenly it has stopped being interesting,
The coffee is made, one sip and I miss you again,
Suddenly the TV shows our favourite song,
Then a ringing noice startles my ear,
I pick up, and your'e their to make sure I have company my dear!!!!
And I say that I've made this song,
Its not too bad neither too long, cause
I can't even make a pie without you.

Time to go to the room and have a bath,
Going to the office never felt so difficult,
Where are my things? What should I wear?
My lord! What am I doing out here, I'm scared
Horrified I begin jittering around,
And then I see if the phone is around,
As I reach for the it, it has already rang,
It's you to guide me in my ordeal,
There's ur shirt, wear those pants,
Your shoe lays there, your suit case is all prepared,
And i say , baby here's my song,
Cause I cant even make a pir without you....

I come back, tired,my back hurts,
Somethins smelling good, I am all so glad,
There you are in the kitchen,making our favourite pie all over again,
It feels like ages since we've met baby,
And I hug you as tightly as i can,
You kiss me and grab me tightly with your soft hands,
I came back early baby, cause I can't bear to see you alone,
And I've been away but here with you all the time,Cause
I cant spend a minute away from you ,
And i say baby this is my song,
I can't even make a pie without you when ure gone...........

Love Is Only What we Do....

Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Unpredictable Life

It’s all planned for each and every one of us isn’t it? Go to a good college, get a nice job, start your own business, get married, have kids, and the perfect illusion that we make out of life materializes, but have you ever given it a thought that no matter how much you  plan life always comes with a twist. A twist that either breaks you or makes you, depends on the perspective and the attitude of the individual.
      One day without a plan is a day without purpose, a useless day, people think. What people don’t realize is that you can’t plan everything in life and that you can’t control everything.
     If asked, whether a person would happily give away his life this very instant, he’ll surely say no, why? Because they have some unfinished business some unfinished plan left to be realized. Plan, an indefinite plan, a plan that if realized incubates a new plan. Having goals is good, having a purpose in life is the best thing that a person can do for himself, it gives you a reason to live(and everybody needs that isn’t it), but it all becomes really complicated when your plan interferes with your ability to live the present to the fullest . Life is happening  this very day, it’s happening this very instant, if you don’t live it now it won’t come back and knock at your door again afterwards. We’re constantly in a state of deterioration, everyday you become older, wiser and closer to death, what matters is,  the day that passed by was spent living or planning for something that you’re not sure will even happen or not.   
         The beauty of life is in its unpredictability, the excitement and the suspense. Every day is a riddle; you keep uncovering it while you live through it. It could be a mundane day or an exciting one, only you can decide. While watching the movie The Girl Next Door, I came across this exceptional dialogue in which the actress asks the actor “What’s the craziest thing you’ve done lately!”  Every day you should ask yourself the same question and every day the answer should come out to be different, then only you can qualify yourself as completely alive.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Tuesday, February 8, 2011


Love ?
Is the best and the most beautiful feeling.

Lust ?
Not even comes close!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Thought For The Day

It doesn’t matter that you’ve found a solution too late, what matters is that you've finally found it.

Friday, February 4, 2011


Happiness materializes when you stop thinking in materialistic terms.........

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Thursday, January 20, 2011

10 Techniques To Make College Fun For You And Hell For Your Teachers

1: Being a back bencher has its perks: A back benchers free to create disturbance without being caught or punished,he can do whatever he wants, talk whenever he wants, sleep(don’t snore) and pass expert comments, one added advantage is that he can get a good view of the girls from there.

2. Your Mobile Is Your Best Companion: Load some nice movies, bring a head phone and enjoy the show. You can also load some games of your choice and play it keeping your mobile under your desk so that your teacher may not see it. SMS your friends, talk to your girl friend through instant messages and make her feel special. Great isn’t it?

3. Bring your hobby to the college: This technique is doable for students who have a hobby that they can practice indoors; here writing or reading one is greatly preferred. Bring your latest novel, comic book or magazine and just enjoy your short stay in your class. But if you prefer playing cricket or going on long drives, sorry this technique is not for you.

4. Never put your cell phone on silent mode during the class: So you’ve got a cell phone which is not in silent mode. Sweet! Anytime your cell phone rings the whole class gets disturbed and you get to be the centre of attraction and you buy yourself a free break from this boring lecture. 

5. Expert Comments Are Always Productive: Express yourself freely in the class. Show your wit in wacky comments. Maybe the accent of the teacher is hilarious, maybe her dress is anachronistic, maybe she is not a good teacher and gives you an impression of a vegetable vendor shouting all the crammed up names of the vegetables. There is so much to comment on, so keep your eyes and ears open and get ready to test your sense of humor.

6. Sorry I am Late “My Bike Got Punctured”: The classic excuse, don’t forget to make some signature ones of yours. It may be that you’ve been playing football or have been in the canteen enjoying with your friends. Your bike is always there to protect you. In boring lectures it is always a nice option to go to the lecture at least 15 minutes late. It just makes the monologue a little more bearable.  

7. Nature’s Call: Take a bathroom break (a long one) in every lecture. Loiter around; warm up your eyes with the cute ones in your college or anything that you find suitable. Don’t worry no teacher will tell the teacher who was taking the preceding lecture that you have been to the washroom earlier and that you shouldn’t be allowed to go again.

8. Is the teacher taking more than the stipulated time? Don’t forget to protest: In elaborating this point I assume that you are a back bencher. Well if the teacher is taking more than the stipulated time you have to complain, it’s your right! Make annoying cranky sounds that would compel the teacher to leave the class early, but keep in mind that this technique should only be practiced in groups otherwise you will be cornered and punished depending on the strictness of your teacher. You can only initiate this in a surreptitious way, then continue if your fellow students cooperate, otherwise it’s better to keep your mouth shut.

9. Never Ever Look At Your Watch: Never look at your watch during a boring lecture. It will only exacerbate the misery and nothing else. Care should be taken and the watch should never be consulted during the lecture.

10. Bunking Some Lectures Is Productive: Last but not the least. Bunk this lecture; let somebody else do a proxy for you, your best friend perhaps. Break from a miserable life is necessary otherwise it will kill your creativity one day.

         And please never forget to have fun in college. Don’t graduate from college with the regret that you never had any fun while in college because you have no idea how tough it’s going to be after you graduate out of there with your degree

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A Dog's Life

He looks at me with his innocent face,
Speaking many things, all at once all in a phase,
Cause its only love that he understands and communicates with the same language with everyone around,
I look at him and envy comes to my mind,
Such a cheerful life he has, why can’t it be mine?
He never complains, he never cries,
He never keeps a grudge, he never lies,
He’s just as happy he can be and thankful for his life,
Because he doesn’t know about the impartiality done by god to his soul,
He could have been human; he could have been a lion.
But god made him a dog, a helpless creature with no strength no intelligent mind
But he doesn’t complain,
He’s just happy being, I wonder what he thinks inside.
Seeing my dog I question myself. Is there any reason for man to be unhappy?
Is there any reason for him to question his faith?
Is there any reason to be dissatisfied?
As I find the answer to my question.
I find that there is no reason to be unhappy, just a choice.
And I would say that my dog made a wise choice and is wiser than mankind.


Came back to my world now,
The place where I belong.
Came back to a dirty room,
Cause it was left alone with no one to care for.
Came back to my guitar and diary,
And I’m writing a song.
To kill my loneliness,
Cause I miss now what I’ve just lost.
And it was a journey to live ,
And a journey to die for,
A journey where life blossomed,
And I learned what’s life for.
Came back to my sweet old days,
Maybe came back for good.
Came back to my life that’s so fast,
That I just forget to breathe.
Came back to my lovely bike,
That has been like my old friend for years.
Came back to my lonely bed,
That has missed me for some time.
All I feel is a little nostalgia,
Of the place where I was before,
I feel I belonged there,
But not now, not anymore.

Loving A Woman

          Miles and miles to go till everything’s still and yet the destination seem so far. It’s what life is about. To a hungry soul life doesn’t end forever. And for a content soul every place is the place they wanted to be that very day. Ask a person, are you willing to die today without any regrets or wishes for the future. Barely anyone would say “Yes”.
              Love, love is forever insatiable, forever thirsty. If you truly love anyone, you’ll always want to be with her, it may become boring for a day but the next morning you want to be with her again. Love is when you are fed up, but at the same time you are ready to take more and more of her tantrums because those were the first thing you fell in love with. Love is when you talk to her and have talked for hours but it still feels like a second has passed by. Love is when you can be very stubborn, very resolute for one thing but not resolute enough to surpass her tears, because her tears makes your heart melt like wax. Love is when you can do anything for her, can go to any limits for her and still feel no regrets what so ever, because you know in your heart that it’s all worth the effort. Love is when you work all through the day, are exhausted and yet you can’t sleep without listening to her voice once in the night. Love is when you drive alone down a lonely road and still smell her sitting beside you holding your hand in hers. Love is when you can’t help thinking about her when you pass through every single place you had gone with her before. Love is when you talk to a lot of girls but no one amuses you the way she does, none makes you feel the way she does. Love is when you’re sure that nobody loves you the way she does and you’re also sure that you can’t love anyone more than you love her. Love is when she’s sick and can’t stand a sight of you, yet you are patient and take care of her with all your heart and have the best days of your life when she’s healthy again. Love is when you are not afraid to get into an argument with her just because you fear that she may leave you. Love is when you’ve had a bad fight but you still can’t sleep without snuggling unto each other. Love is when you are sure that no matter what happens you know that you’ll always be there for her. Love is when she makes you mad and feel loved at the same time. Love is the fuel on which your life runs. Love is when you realize that someone’s wishes are worth more than yours that someone’s happiness is worth more than yours that someone’s worth more than your life.